Simmo’s take on the world is brutally honest, darkly hilarious, and littered with the kind of swearing your nan pretends not to hear. Meanwhile, Dan might not say much, but he’s the kind of bloke you'd usually worry about near your daughters — though you can relax, he’s out of action for now… thanks to a broken wanking arm.

This is the unhinged, unfiltered, and unexpectedly insightful chaos you didn’t know you needed. Listener discretion is advised

Each episode, Simmo delivers his unapologetically raw take on the state of things—current events, pop culture, the truly bizarre, and whatever happened to fall out of Kanye West’s mouth that week. Speaking of Kanye: yes, he sucked his cousins dick for eight years, and somehow that’s still not the most cooked chapter in his story. Meanwhile, Katy Perry still thinks she's going to space and no one has the heart to stop her. This is the news, Simmo-style.

It’s not all madness though—well, actually it is—but it’s structured madness. Alongside Simmo’s weekly rants and philosophical chaos, the show features killer recurring segments like:

Hero of the Week – Saluting the accidental legends, fringe lunatics, and everyday nobodies who manage to do something inexplicably heroic (or just hilariously dumb).

Dickhead of the Week – A red carpet roast for the worst people in the universe, freshly crowned each episode with Simmo’s signature scorn.

Bow to Your Sensai – A sacred pilgrimage through the ridiculous cinematic graveyard of Steven Seagal's filmography. Simmo revisits the martial arts “legend’s” movies with both love and disbelief, exposing every stiff punch and nonsensical plot twist like a sensei of sarcasm.

So, if you're after a podcast that doesn’t just talk about the world—it shakes it like a snow globe and laughs at the flakes—then you’ve found your new obsession.

This episode has everything fans have come to love: classic Simmo rants, deep dives into bizarre hypotheticals, the eternal question of who stays at work during a Kaiju attack, and a few unsolicited—but surprisingly useful—life hacks thrown in for good measure. It's chaotic, it's sharp, it's weirdly insightful… it's Simmo at full tilt.

Whether you're a long-time listener or just jumping on board, this episode is packed with all the strange brilliance that makes I Don't Mind Telling You an unmissable ride. Strap in, take a deep breath, and prepare to laugh your way through the nonsense.

But it’s not all doom and gloom—Hero of the Week is back to shine a light on someone actually worth celebrating. Plus, Simmo’s got a fresh batch of hilarious anecdotes covering everything from current affairs to the downright bizarre things happening around us. Expect fiery rants, unexpected tangents, and the kind of brutally funny observations that only Simmo can deliver.

Whether you’re tuning in for the laughs, the rants, or just to hear someone finally say what we’re all thinking, this is an episode you won’t want to miss. Strap in—Simmo is back, and he’s bringing his absolute best!

Expect his signature blend of hilarity, ranting, and unexpected wisdom as he dives into everything from bizarre news stories to the everyday absurdities of life. Will the flu make him more forgiving, or just even more fired up? Only one way to find out—tune in for another episode of I Don't Mind Telling You with Simmo!

This week, he takes aim at one of Australia’s most beloved but utterly useless creatures, the koala. Are they cute? Sure. But are they contributing anything to society? Simmo doesn’t think so, and he’s got plenty to say about it. Then, things take a turn into the murky waters of wealth and excess as he unpacks the dark world of dead hookers on superyachts, because let’s be honest, where there’s extreme money, there’s always a scandal.

Throw in a few rants, some unsolicited wisdom, and the kind of observations only Simmo can make, and you’ve got another episode packed with hilariously familiar yet wildly abnormal takes on the world. Buckle up, because it’s going to be a ride.

Some of the jokes in this episode might push a few boundaries, so listener discretion is advised. They are just jokes!

This week, Simmo introduces his classic segments: Hero of the Week, where he shines a spotlight on someone deserving of admiration, and Dickhead of the Week, where he calls out the week's most laughable or frustrating antics. As always, these segments come with Simmo's unique blend of humour and bluntness.

But the real highlight of the episode is a deeply personal and hilariously cautionary tale involving a root, a wank, and a trip to the hospital. Simmo dives into how ignoring medical advice after a vasectomy led to an unexpected infection and a painful lesson in why patience truly is a virtue. It’s a story full of cringe-worthy laughs and a little wisdom for anyone who's ever thought about bending the rules.

Whether you're here for the laughs, the life advice, or just to hear Simmo tell it like it is, this episode has it all. Tune in for a raw, real, and unforgettable ride through Simmo’s world—because he doesn’t mind telling you exactly how it is.

But that's not all, this show isn’t just about Simmo’s takes. It’s a celebration of the best and worst humanity has to offer. Each week, Simmo highlights the Hero of the Week, someone who reminds us what greatness looks like, followed by the Asshole of the Week, where he hilariously calls out the most absurd behaviour in the world around us.

Whether he's tackling big questions or shining a light on everyday oddities, Simmo delivers a show that feels like a conversation with your funniest, most insightful friend. Smart, irreverent, and always entertaining, I Don’t Mind Telling You with Simmo guarantees you’ll laugh, think, and come back for more.

He doesn’t stop there. After a long day of drinking, is adding bongs into the mix a genius move or a surefire way to derail your night? Simmo has thoughts, and they’re as ridiculous as they are insightful. And if that’s not enough, he dives into the ever-bizarre landscape of politics, asking the question we’re all too afraid to voice: how is Donald Trump still considered the best option?

Finally, Simmo weighs in on one of the strangest pop culture debates of recent times, yes, Elon, it was a salute. From drunken escapades to questionable life choices, political absurdities, and tech titan antics, Simmo’s got it all covered. Expect outrageous laughs, surprising wisdom, and the kind of humor that makes you feel like you’re catching up with a mate at the pub.

I Don’t Mind Telling You, it’s the podcast episode you didn’t know you needed but won’t be able to stop listening to!

This week, Simmo is on fire, delivering a Hero of the Week, a Dickhead of the Week, and an absolutely unforgettable deep dive into the marathon masturbator from Japan. Expect the usual blend of hilariously familiar yet completely abnormal takes on the world, because Simmo doesn’t just tell it how it is, he tells it how it should be.